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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via pizza)

yourladyganja:

*swoons*

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pupbutt:

no words to even describe how much I prefer cold weather over hot weather 

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pulchritudinousinmyownway:

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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My name is Lexie, I'm 17, I live in Canada, i really really love Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Bates Motel, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, House, The Office, New Girl, Sherlock, to name a few. HMU for a good time